The story is told of a woman walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman soon came back to her senses and asked if she got three wishes. The Genie said, "Nope. . . due to inflation, constant downsizing, fierce global competition, and low wages in third-world countries, I can only grant you one wish. So, . . . what'll it be?" The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want Israel and Palestine to stop fighting with each other. " The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Gadzooks, Lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for centuries. I'm good but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish. " The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. Yo...
Funny jokes from Africa's most popular nation - Nigeria! With over 315 tribes alone, we have so many diverse people with different cultures, and as usual, one man's meat could be another man's poison. Be ready to have fun, and crack your ribs laughing!