Nigerian Jokes

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what The Government is. When Benny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked his dad what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, our maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.'' ''I still don't get it'' responded Benny. ''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad. ''Okay then...good night'' Benny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Benny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Benny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he loo...