Nigerian Jokes

Girlfriend: Honey, please could you buy me my bathing soap when you are coming? Boyfriend: Alright! No problem... but how much is it? Girlfriend: it's just N15k Boyfriend: blood of Jesus!!! Does it wash away sins and sorrows???

One of my friends always prided himself in landing such a cool job, and a beautiful, Agbani babe in the same month. On this year's Valentine's Day, he went over to the flat he had gotten and furnished for her, to take her out to Taipan for dinner. While she was in the shower, the Razr phone he had bought for her weeks before began ringing, and he picked the phone to see the Caller ID. He chuckled to himself when he saw 'Mugu No 2'. He shook his head, wondering why all the guys would never stop disturbing his babe. Seconds later, he picked the phone again, his curiosity picked at what she had saved his number as. He dialed his number and dropped the phone when he saw the caller ID. He picked his jacket and walked out. She had saved his number as 'Mugu No 19'.