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The 2018 Royal Wedding Series: Knock Knock

 Trust the Yoruba tribe of Nigeria not to be left out.
Someone actually photoshopped Prince Harry and Megan into the traditional Yoruba outfits!
The men's agbada for Harry, and the women's lace and aso-oke headgear and shawl for Megan. This was a fantastic job. It made me come up with something "light" below:



"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Its Harry"
"Harry who?"
"Harry-iyanuoluwa and Oluwa-Megan-mikuro come to greet the in-laws in Yoruba land!"

Ariyanuoluwa means "We have seen the wonders of God", while Oluwameganmikuro means "The Lord has taken away my reproach". Befitting right?

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