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I just got this .....enjoy

Pls read through this converastion …
GIRL: I have sinned. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.

PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?

GIRL: Well, he kissed me.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist kissed the girl

GIRL: ......Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he put his hand in my top.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist put his hand in the girl's top

GIRL:Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he took my clothes off.

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist took off the girl's clothes

GIRL:Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, he had sex with me!

PSYCHIATRIST:You mean like this? The psychiatrist had sex with the girl

GIRL:.Yes!

PSYCHIATRIST:Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.

GIRL:But, then he told me he has AIDS.

PSYCHIATRIST:BASTARDDDDDD!!!!!
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Aob said…
lol...this is really funny....
the funniest story i've ever read...woot woot.....
August 3, 2010 at 10:01 PM
Meg_lepa said…
that will show the bastard psychiatrist to keep it zipped up...LOL
February 26, 2011 at 12:54 PM
Bunmsluv said…
the bastard psychiastrist thought he's wise..but the girl showed him she's wiser..lol
July 11, 2011 at 4:14 PM
VoicedC said…
for im mind he fink say im don see mumu nii.
August 27, 2011 at 2:23 PM
Alexander Thandi Ubani said…
Hahahahahaha, lol. Great work
November 5, 2011 at 7:53 PM
Ernest said…
nice one heheheheheh hahahahahaha hhohohohohohohohoho
May 23, 2012 at 6:29 AM
Happy said…
hahahaha wahala bastard indeed
March 28, 2015 at 5:36 PM
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