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Amaka's Husband

I just had to share this one....
Teacher: "Amaka, What do u wanna be in life?"
Amaka: "A successful multi billionaire business woman."
Teacher faces Akpos.
Teacher: "Akpos what of you?"
Akpos: "Amaka's husband"
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