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Telling Lies

Two Christian missionaries, David and Michael, were lost in a scorching desert, dying of thirst and hunger when at last they saw a Mosque upfront.
“Michael, let’s pretend we are Muslims. Otherwise, we will not get any food or water and we will die. My name will be Ahmed. What will be your name?” David said.

Michael refused to change his name. When both of them reached the Mosque, the Imam received them well and asked their names.

“My name is Ahmed.”, David said.

Michael replied: “My name is Michael.”

The Imam turned to his helpers and said: “Please bring food and water for Michael.”
Then he turned to David and said:“Brother Ahmed, Ramadan Mubarak..."

DAVID FAINTED

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