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Jokes - Naija Style!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't want to know why, so long as its still available at TFC and Tantalizers, with chips, no problemo!

All these foreign jokes don taiya me!

Lets have our own jokefest!
RULES: When a word or sentence is given, we all strive to find hilarious jokes that use the word, situation or sentence. For example, if the word is "Warri" there can be jokes on warri people, their food, their english etc (u know say the jokes plenty about that side of naija).

I hope over that next few weeks we all have fun!

Don't forget to refer to any stand up comedian you are quoting o! Make dem no curse our typing fingers!

Happiness to you!


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