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Family Jokes

We all have relatives that make us miserable sometimes, and make us wish them away those times. We love them but we cannot stand them sometimes. Nigerian have jokes along these lines as well: mother-in-law jokes, father-in-law jokes (not much), husband-hate-jokes, wife - hate jokes, all the stuffs.
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Daydah said…
A couple just had an argument and were going for a function. They were not speaking, until they passed a farm's open field where some pigs were playing around in the mud.
"Relatives of yours, I believe," the husband said.
"Yes," agreed the wife. "The in-laws".
honey b said…
I like that...
That's why they are still together..isn't it?

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