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The Government Concept

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her students to ask their parents what The Government is.

When Benny got home that day, he went up to his dad and asked his dad what the government was.
His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, our maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''
''I still don't get it'' responded Benny.
''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.

''Okay then...good night'' Benny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Benny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Benny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room.

When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Benny was surprised, but he didnt say anything, and went back to bed.
The next morning, at breakfast, the dad asks, "So, Benny, have you now understood what I was explaining to you yesterday?"
Benny thoughtfully replied, as he buttered his toast, "Yes daddy, I now understand the government! The President is screwing the Workforce, while Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the People, and the future is full of shit!''

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