Funny jokes from Africa's most popular nation - Nigeria!
With over 315 tribes alone, we have so many diverse people with different cultures, and as usual, one man's meat could be another man's poison. Be ready to have fun, and crack your ribs laughing!
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Dual SIM phone
I know its been ages, but Life caught up with me for a while. Forgive me.
Here's a little tidbit to whet your appetite for the things to come:
Advice to husbands: "If your wife uses a dual SIM phone, save both numbers under one name: WIFE. NEVER save as Wife 1 and Wife 2. Trust me on this."
- From a Hospitalized Husband.
A 90 yr old man goes to a doctor.
He said:"Doctor, my 28yr old wife is pregnant, what's your opinion?"
Doctor replies: "Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of his hunting rifle. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella pulls the handle and....BANG!!!...d lion drops dead!"
Old man exclaims: "That's impossible! Someone else must have shot the lion."
Pastor keeps chickens in the Church premises, one evening a Cock went missing.
In Church the next day the Pastor asked "who has a cock?"
All the men got up.
"No, I mean who has seen a cock?" the pastor said.
All the women got up.
"No, no, I meant who has seen a cock that isn't theirs?", the pastor said impatiently.
Half of the women got up.
"Oh for goodness sake!! Who has seen my cock???" the pastor shouted.
All the Choir girls got up!.....halleluyah!!
At dinner, a little boy offered to lead in prayer.
"Dear Lord," he started, "Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sisters clothes and wrestled with her on her bed and made her cry."
"This coming winter," he continued, ignorant of all the stares he was receiving,"Please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my dad's blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work"