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With love, I thee wed....

BEFORE MARRIAGE.....

HE: Yes. At last! It was so hard to wait.

SHE: Do you want me to leave?

HE: No! Don't even think about it!

SHE: Do you love me?

HE: Of course! Over and over.

SHE: Have you ever cheated on me?

HE: No! Why are you even asking?

SHE: Will you kiss me?

HE:Every chance I get.

SHE: Will you hit me?

HE: Are you crazy? I am not that kind of person.

SHE: Can I trust you?

HE: Yes

SHE: Darling!

...............AFTER MARRIAGE
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Anonymous said…
That was so so funny!

Take care
August 12, 2008 at 7:06 PM
Anonymous said…
oh and forgot



1SSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT!
August 12, 2008 at 7:06 PM
Daydah said…
Thanks for stampng Kin'shar!
December 3, 2008 at 11:06 AM
Meg_lepa said…
It should have been without love i thee separate...LOL
February 26, 2011 at 12:57 PM
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