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With love, I thee wed....


HE: Yes. At last! It was so hard to wait.

SHE: Do you want me to leave?

HE: No! Don't even think about it!

SHE: Do you love me?

HE: Of course! Over and over.

SHE: Have you ever cheated on me?

HE: No! Why are you even asking?

SHE: Will you kiss me?

HE:Every chance I get.

SHE: Will you hit me?

HE: Are you crazy? I am not that kind of person.

SHE: Can I trust you?

HE: Yes

SHE: Darling!

...............AFTER MARRIAGE


Anonymous said…
That was so so funny!

Take care
Anonymous said…
oh and forgot

Daydah said…
Thanks for stampng Kin'shar!
honey b said…
It should have been without love i thee separate...LOL

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