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AFRICAN ROULETTE

A certain American President was being entertained by an African leader. They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out. "The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette." The President frowned. "Russian roulette's not a friendly, nice game." The African leader smiled. "That's why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you'll have to play. I'll show you how." He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently built, nude women were ushered in. "You can choose any one of those women to give you oral sex," he told the President. This gained the President's immediate attention, and he was ready to make his choice, when a thought occurred to him. "How on earth is this related to Russian roulette?" The African

Dual SIM phone

I know its been ages, but Life caught up with me for a while. Forgive me. Here's a little tidbit to whet your appetite for the things to come: Advice to husbands: "If your wife uses a dual SIM phone, save both numbers under one name: WIFE. NEVER save as Wife 1 and Wife 2. Trust me on this." - From a Hospitalized Husband.